Ghost with Purple Glasses

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

theroguefeminist:

rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.
And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.
Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.
Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

misogynists: comparing women’s bodies to property since 1000 BC. so edgy.

theroguefeminist:

rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.

And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.

Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.

Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

misogynists: comparing women’s bodies to property since 1000 BC. so edgy.

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

comickit:

Do you think horses dream about other horses

Yup.

sixpenceee:

An albino vulture, the only one known in existence and just the second ever seen, sits on his perch at the World Bird Sanctuary in St Louis, Missouri. 

sixpenceee:

An albino vulture, the only one known in existence and just the second ever seen, sits on his perch at the World Bird Sanctuary in St Louis, Missouri. 

sarah-scales:

Hi! Yes! Hello, thank you for breakfast but you seem to have forgotten my… There are vegetables but… Hello! MA’AM?! MA’AM!

Not a poem

ethanwearsprada:

agabella:

what are poems
supposed to look like
because most of you
are just pressing enter

and yet
who gave you the right
to determine what art is
you elitist trash

The Current Rosetta Stone Ad Campaign:

iamnotlanuk:

You could watch TV, you fucking loser, or buy our product and fuck a French girl.

iamnotlanuk:

You know what else bothers me in movies? When characters show up and finish a line set up by someone else when there is no way they could have heard the set up to that line. However, I buy it when singing miles apart is in harmony because such is the magic of music.

afloydianslip:

Steal their style - 1976 era David Bowie

White T Shirt - £5

Ginger hair dye - £20

Cocaine - £1,000

fbisdanascully:

found a gem at the comic book store today

fbisdanascully:

found a gem at the comic book store today

suctioning:

suctioning:

suctioning:

i need the gif of the basketball player sitting on the bench and he looks sad but then he like realizes something and nods 

FOUND IT

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Why does this have 700 notes? I literally just wanted someone to send me a gif

iamnotlanuk:

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

Now even white Ravens are taking twerking away from black Ravens?

Before the gif loaded, I thought it might be a Steven Universe joke.

iamnotlanuk:

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

Now even white Ravens are taking twerking away from black Ravens?

Before the gif loaded, I thought it might be a Steven Universe joke.